Est. the day someone wrote "ANY ANY ALLOW"

Joseph Lykowski

A global threat map with no actionable intelligence, plus a few other cherished cybersecurity traditions. Tap things. Block things. Feel briefly in control.

Global Threat Intelligence - Pew Pew Defender

MODE: LOBBY DISPLAY

Pew Pew Defender

Traffic is inbound to HQ. Tap the malicious arcs before they land and leave the legit traffic alone. They are all the same color, because that is how these maps work. Read the labels.

Bad thingtap it. Combo goes up. Good thingleave it. Blocking it summons the CFO. 0-DAYbig and gold. Takes three taps. COFFEEslows time. Tap it fast. PATCH ALLblocks everything on screen. Rarely works this well in real life.

Score

Combo

Threat level

HQ integrity

Decorative attacks shown to date: 0Best shift: 0

Less pew pew,
more patching.

The industry speaks its own language, most of it learned at a conference booth. Tap a term to translate it from Vendor into English.

Password policy from hell

Compliant with every framework at once. Create a password that satisfies all of them. New rules appear as you go, just like in real life.

Set a new password

Strength: WeakExpires in: 90 daysDigit sum: 0

Conference survival kit

Play along during the keynote. First to five in a row wins a free tote bag and a follow-up call from sales.

Keynote buzzword bingo

Tap what you hear

Free square: "It depends."